Define a Cup.
Go on.
Try...
... WRONG!
Y'see, what you forgot to mention is that a cup doesn't actually have to retain the fluid for any particular amount of time... at least, according to the KFC definition.
Yes. My life is grimey. I went to KFC. Bought a cup of something fizzy. It tasted horrible. I left it on a desk. For a day. Ok, so maybe it was two days. And then noticed that it was no longer full. Had I been the victim of crap-tasting-fizzy-beverage thieves? No. The beverage was to be found on the desk. In a puddle. Where it had passed through the paper that forms the cup, and had chosen its exit. Onto my desk.
Wow. Nice.
Go on.
Try...
... WRONG!
Y'see, what you forgot to mention is that a cup doesn't actually have to retain the fluid for any particular amount of time... at least, according to the KFC definition.
Yes. My life is grimey. I went to KFC. Bought a cup of something fizzy. It tasted horrible. I left it on a desk. For a day. Ok, so maybe it was two days. And then noticed that it was no longer full. Had I been the victim of crap-tasting-fizzy-beverage thieves? No. The beverage was to be found on the desk. In a puddle. Where it had passed through the paper that forms the cup, and had chosen its exit. Onto my desk.
Wow. Nice.
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