Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Define a Cup.

Go on.
Try...

... WRONG!

Y'see, what you forgot to mention is that a cup doesn't actually have to retain the fluid for any particular amount of time... at least, according to the KFC definition.

Yes. My life is grimey. I went to KFC. Bought a cup of something fizzy. It tasted horrible. I left it on a desk. For a day. Ok, so maybe it was two days. And then noticed that it was no longer full. Had I been the victim of crap-tasting-fizzy-beverage thieves? No. The beverage was to be found on the desk. In a puddle. Where it had passed through the paper that forms the cup, and had chosen its exit. Onto my desk.

Wow. Nice.

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